| Q:What has 117 teeth and holds back The Incredible Hulk? A: My zipper.Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: One if you throw it hard enough. What’s the difference between an onion and a hooker? Whats better than two dead babies in one dumpster? One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit. He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts. Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, “Hello ladies!” Q: What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A kid came home from school and asked his dad, “Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?” “Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose.” “Wow, what does it look like after sex?” “Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise? Whats the difference between a truck fulla bricks and a truck fulla babies? You can’t unload bricks with a pitchfork. How do you fit 100 babies into a 5 gallon bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With doritos! Q) What Do you call a 100 COWS masterbating Q:How do you circumcise a redneck? Q:What do you call a redneck virgin? Q: What’s blue and screws old people? Q: What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? So, a lady had just given birth to a new baby boy. The nurse took it out of the room to clean it up and stuff and came back about an hour later. When the nurse entered the room, she dropped the baby right in front of the woman’s bed and started jumping and crushing it. The lady was screaming and yelling for her to stop and was going ape shit but the nurse ignored her for a few more jumps before she laughed and said “Haha… April fools…. you’re baby was already dead.” How can you tell if a baby is dead? What’s the best part about a baby hanging from a ceiling fan? What do you get a dead baby for it’s birthday? What’s the best part about a pile of dead babies? What’s more fun than feeling up a dead baby? How do you make a dead baby float? What’s the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? What’s blue and wiggles? What’s red, white, and crawling up your leg? Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first? Why did the baby fall off the swing? Why did the baby fall out of the tree? What’s white, red, and silver and wanders around the forest bumping into trees? How do you make a dead baby float? What’s red and white and travels at 60mph? What’s blue and yellow and at the bottom of a pool? What’s red, white, and yellow and at the top of a pool? What’s brown, black, and yellow? What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mint Lamborghini? What’s the best way to feed a baby? What’s the best way to feed a baby? A baby seal walks into a club… There are two condoms walking down the street and they pass a gay bar. One condom turns to the other and says “Hey, you wanna go get shit faced?” wanna hear a joke…….. Knock-Knock What’s the difference between a bitch & a whore? What’s the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? Why did Helen Kellars dog runaway? So a man goes into an autoparts store, and goes up to the clerk. |
