THE PLANTIFF: Surfer #1

THE DEFENDANT: Surfer #2

WHAT HAPPENED: Two surfers went to court after one allegedly stole the other surfer's wave.

THE VERDICT: The case was dismissed after court officials found it impossible to put a monetary value on the wave.

THE PLANTIFF: A California grandmother

THE DEFENDANT: Disney World

WHAT HAPPENED: The grandmother took them to court after she and her grandchildren witnessed Mickey Mouse taking off his costume backstage, causing a "traumatic experience" for her grandchildren.

THE VERDICT: Unknown

THE PLANTIFF: Construction worker in Tulsa

THE DEFENDANT: Doctors

WHAT HAPPENED: He intentionally cut his hand off with a circular saw. When he was taken to the emergency room, he told doctors not to reattach the hand, saying that it was possessed. The man is now suing the doctors for not reattaching his hand, claiming that the doctors should have known he was psychotic.

THE VERDICT: Unknown

THE PLANTIFF: Donald Drusky

THE DEFENDANT: "God the sovereign ruler of the Universe"

WHAT HAPPENED: In 1999 the 63-year-old Drusky filed suit against God for "taking no corrective action" against an ex-employer who fired him 30 years earlier. He demanded that "God must grant him guitar playing skills and resurrect either his pet pigeon or his mother."

THE VERDICT: Dursky claimed that since God didn't show up for court, he won by default. The judge declared the suit "firvolous."